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Funny Quotes

  • 11. "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
  • 12. "Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too."

    -H. L. Mencken
  • 13. "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

    -Will Rogers
  • 14. "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"

    -Mark Twain
  • 15. "By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property"

  • 16. "As soon as you have feelings for someone, they'll always be there. You may not like them anymore but, you'll always care."

  • 17. "If you are going through hell, keep going"

    - Winston Churchill
  • 18. "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

    - Winston Churchill
  • 19. "If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work. "

    -George Carlin
  • 20. "A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. "

    -George Carlin
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